Rank 1: Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
Category: School Dad
Win rate: 100% · Battle wins: 1 · Battle losses: 0
Dad Joke Hall of Fame
The undisputed champions of comedy.
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Rank 2: Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
Category: Sports Dad
Win rate: 100% · Battle wins: 1 · Battle losses: 0
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Rank 3: What's a vampire's favorite subject?
Moth-ematics!
Category: School Dad
Win rate: 0% · Battle wins: 0 · Battle losses: 0
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Rank 4: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Category: School Dad
Win rate: 0% · Battle wins: 0 · Battle losses: 0
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Rank 5: Why don't oysters go on vacation?
Because they're always in their shell!
Category: Vacation Dad
Win rate: 0% · Battle wins: 0 · Battle losses: 0
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Rank 6: Why did the surfer get poor grades?
Because all his work was below C level!
Category: Vacation Dad
Win rate: 0% · Battle wins: 0 · Battle losses: 0
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Rank 7: What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Category: Random Dad
Win rate: 0% · Battle wins: 0 · Battle losses: 0
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Rank 8: I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
Category: Random Dad
Win rate: 0% · Battle wins: 0 · Battle losses: 0
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Rank 9: What did the ocean say to the pizza?
Nothing, it just waved!
Category: Food Dad
Win rate: 0% · Battle wins: 0 · Battle losses: 0
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Rank 10: What do you call a tired tent?
Camped out!
Category: Vacation Dad
Win rate: 0% · Battle wins: 0 · Battle losses: 0
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Rank 11: What's a dog's favorite type of pizza?
Pup-peroni!
Category: Dog Dad
Win rate: 0% · Battle wins: 0 · Battle losses: 0
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Rank 12: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
So he could tie the score!
Category: Sports Dad
Win rate: 0% · Battle wins: 0 · Battle losses: 0
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Rank 13: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Category: Dog Dad
Win rate: 0% · Battle wins: 0 · Battle losses: 0
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Rank 14: What do you call a teacher without students?
Happy!
Category: School Dad
Win rate: 0% · Battle wins: 0 · Battle losses: 0
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Rank 15: Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
Because they wanted to go to high school!
Category: School Dad
Win rate: 0% · Battle wins: 0 · Battle losses: 0
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Rank 16: Why did the dog fail his driving test?
He kept chasing cars!
Category: Dog Dad
Win rate: 0% · Battle wins: 0 · Battle losses: 0
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Rank 17: Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs!
Category: Tech Dad
Win rate: 0% · Battle wins: 0 · Battle losses: 0
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Rank 18: What's a map's favorite genre of music?
Wrap!
Category: Vacation Dad
Win rate: 0% · Battle wins: 0 · Battle losses: 0
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Rank 19: Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#!
Category: Tech Dad
Win rate: 0% · Battle wins: 0 · Battle losses: 0
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Rank 20: Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
Category: School Dad
Win rate: 0% · Battle wins: 0 · Battle losses: 0